I hurt my foot

I stubbed my toe of the door frame of my bedroom and jumped back onto a bag full of sharp things. I know accidents always happen but why is it always to me?

Puntabulous for the Win

Puntabulous was updated and Craig is through to the round 4 of the Gay Bloggies. Proving orange dinosaurs can be sexy. Please give him a thumbs up so he can go through to the next round and eventually win.

Coming Soon (Like when it uploads): My First Youtube Spoof

MSN Paranoia

I am really paranoid about MSN because no one is ever one it (Same goes for Yahoo Messenger and Aim) and I am convinced I am just on everyones blocked list. Am I paranoid or just unlikable?

COMING SOON: My life in Pictures.

10 things I hate about Email

In no particular order here are 10 things I hate about email (or just plain annoy me)

1. Spam Filters: They seem to block email you are waiting to recieve and let everything else through. They scare me because I bet I get emails back from people and never receive them because the fraking spam filter blocked them. Hotmail you are a web-based email service stop being a hypocrite by spam blocking other web-based email such as Gmail and Yahoo otherwise I will actually use my accounts with them.

2. Spam: I really do not need spam emails about:

Porn: Especially straight or lesbian stuff. That's gross

Penis Enlargement: I am happy in that area thank you very much and if I ever did consider it I am not going to get it through a spam email.

Viagra:Trying to say something? Only 50p each. wow(!) What the hell are they going to be made out of? Chalk?

Winning the Spanish Lottery: I never entered it so how can I have won it. It defies logic.

3. Chain Emails from Friends: I will not forward this email to 2o people because I frankly could be doing something more worthwhile like blogging and I will not find my true love by the end of the day because love takes time.

4. Amazon Offers: I am not interesting saving 25% on Tony Blair's Biography because I can find cheaper stuff to throw on my fire than that. Also stop offering me "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" at 50% off! I bought it on the day it was released in costume (I am a dork and darn proud) so I don't need this fraking book again!

5. Bounced Messages: So I spend an hour typing a message to someone I haven't emailled in a while just to get the message bounced back to me. Do you not have a soul email provider? Why can't just let my little email roam free to the inbox of the recipient instead of bullying my email soit has to run back to me?

6. People changing there addresses without telling you: You send people emails and just think the person must be busy and not have time to reply to you so are paitence. But when you askthe person if they got your email they reply "Oh Yeah, I changed my address" Why couldn'tof you told me that last month instead of making fool of meand my little emails who are in your old inbox all alone, cold and unread.

7. Epic Emails: The sort of email that should be a short novel. Where do you get the energy to type? I get exhausted thinking up a paragraph, rewording it, deleting it, changing the whole meaning then thinking it was better before. Just give me bulletpoints instead of typing 100 words that could have been just 1o.

8. Phishing: Well I never follow links in an email If they want my password or bank details so don't try it on me.

9. E-cards: They are nice but don't send me one for every ocassion because it makes you look cheap. If someone in the USA can send me a real Christmas card so can you.

10. Blank emails: What is the point? I know you exist. At least send a picture of something like a kitten or a guy to fill the blankness.

And that ends the list of the thing I hate about email. You probably noticed I ran out of ideas half way and just improvised.

"Please give me something to blog about, I need something to blog about"

Yesterday, College was boring. I literally did nothing apart from a light warm up for dance and for the rest of the day just watch people do their bit.

After College, I met my best friend (and only lesbian I am not scared of) Maxine. I hadn't her seen for ages because of college. I thought I was meeting just her but it turned out she was with Gary and Anthony (The campest and loudest person I know) and two random girls (one was a lesbian who may or may not have been scary)

We went to the Royal Oak and Max bought me an Archer's and Lemonade (Only thing I drink since I was introduce to them on my 21st.) Then Anthony asked me if I wanted to go on the gay scene in Middlesbrough but I felt rather unfabulous so I refused. If I were to go on the scene in Middlesbrough I would be quite scared because people are always getting stabbed there and Anthony is like really sterotypically gay and would just draw attention to us even more. I think I am just a pussy (ew pussy!) who gets scared about minor things like the dark (I am so pathetic)

So I went home and fell asleep at like 7pm and like woke at 10pm confuzzled and upset that I missed Hollyoaks. And that was basically my day (and spend a couple hours procrastinating whilst typing this)

I was going to blog about 10 things I hate about email but got stuck on number 2 but I will do it.

Simon (Not really that Confuzzled)

P.S Anyone who guesses the reference in my title gets ... er ... something

Ever felt Meh?

So today I woke at 8.06am having only slept 4 hours (Remind me not to stay up till 4am reading Puntabulous which is an awesome blog) and then I find out we have no breakfast cereal except museli and really wants that on a morning? So I have one of those Muller Corner Yoghurt things which spill all over myself so it looked like I had suspicious stains all over myself.

So I went to college (I study performing arts) and a general feeling of Meh surrounded me and I just felt depressed, tired and hungry. We had Dance which I hate and I got told off for not rehearsing a bit of business in a dance even though I stayed till 6pm yesterday doing Costume, Acting and Singing (Whereas half the class went home at 12pm) and because of the Meh I started crying and ran out the Dance Studio (I am such a drama queen)

Then I went to lunch were I had a jacket potato and this random fruit crumble thing. Pizza was on offer but yesterday I found STRING in the pizza. I mean what sort of canteen are they running if string ends in a pizza. Me being English moaned about it to my friends but never complained. Anyway back to today. I finished dinner and as I walked out I started choking on a mint by friend Becky gave me (Blonde Becky not Becky Ando or The Niyak) and then Eric (who I dislike more than I like but don't hate him) started laughing while I was choking but wasn't actually laughing at me but I thought he was so I lightly nudged him with my fist (not punch) but Gemma, Jade and Caroline over reacted and made out I assaulted him and so started shouting at me.

I got upset and went to SRC2 (the other college building) and sat near the back doors and had my second cry of the day. Steph and Hayley came and talked me and cheered me up and I had a little bitch about people and how I was feeling. Then Charlotte made a pulled muscle into major thing which involved the first aid person and her crying about not wanting to about going to hospital but ended up being nothing.

Then we had rehearsals in the Theatre which is rare thing. Everyone was rehearsing the Castle Battle which didn't require the Beast or Belle. So we went to the Music Room and rehearsed the Beast setting Belle free scene until it was perfect. We went back to the theatre and watched the unrehearsed police scene which seemed to last an eternity. Then I asked if me and Becky (The Niyak) could do our scene and It got a really good reaction and applause. Caroline came up to me and said I was good and I kissed (literally on the cheek) made up with her, Gemma and Jade.

Then I left college and went food shopping with my Dad. Then I came home and decided to start this blog. I then spent an hour coming up with the title and that was the best I could do. Typed my first post and then this post which took a couple of hours (slow typer!)

And that's it. Hope you didn't nod off halfway.

Will blog again tommorrow

Simon (Confuzzled)

Welcome to my Blog

Okay I took the plunge and thought I should a written blog as video blogs make me out to be an idiot (I hate reality.)

So I hope whoever stumbles on this blog actually does find the porn/celebrity gossip site they were looking for and not my unspectacular blog about my unspectualar life

Toodles, (Did I actually use the word Toodles? Who the hell uses the word Toodles?)

Simon