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Saturday, 11 October 2008
Sunday, 16 December 2007
Vote for Puntabulous or the ... er ... something gets it
Craig from Puntabulous is in the last three competitors in the the Gay Bloggies. Round 11 is the Karaoke Superstar round in which the competitor has to sing an entire song to get votes. Of course Puntabulous's showcases the most entertaining of the entries and his antlers make a welcome return. So get voting on Puntabulous's entry and possibly thumbs down for the other two. I would be very grateful.
Random Trivia: Karaoke means "Silent Orchestra" in Japanese
Simon (Confuzzled by ... er ... something)
Random Trivia: Karaoke means "Silent Orchestra" in Japanese
Simon (Confuzzled by ... er ... something)
I am such a bad blogger.
I feel I have let myself down by loosing track of this blog.
I am back now and promise to blog more.
What new with me you ask?
I performed in Beauty and the Beast on 13th and it went really well even though we had the worst dress rehearsal ever.
I bought Transformers (2007) on DVD. I really enjoyed it and now Autobots and Decepticons have invaded the top of my disused monitor (In other words I bought a few Transformers) I bought the super-craptacular Transmorphers rip-off movie which I am going to attempt to watch tommorrow. Also I tried watching the 1984 animated movie which confused me (probably because I was really tired like I am now)
Talk soon and feel free to comment.
Simon (Confuzzled by the urge to be an Autobot)
I am back now and promise to blog more.
What new with me you ask?
I performed in Beauty and the Beast on 13th and it went really well even though we had the worst dress rehearsal ever.
I bought Transformers (2007) on DVD. I really enjoyed it and now Autobots and Decepticons have invaded the top of my disused monitor (In other words I bought a few Transformers) I bought the super-craptacular Transmorphers rip-off movie which I am going to attempt to watch tommorrow. Also I tried watching the 1984 animated movie which confused me (probably because I was really tired like I am now)
Talk soon and feel free to comment.
Simon (Confuzzled by the urge to be an Autobot)
Sunday, 25 November 2007
I hurt my foot
I stubbed my toe of the door frame of my bedroom and jumped back onto a bag full of sharp things. I know accidents always happen but why is it always to me?
Saturday, 24 November 2007
Puntabulous for the Win
Puntabulous was updated and Craig is through to the round 4 of the Gay Bloggies. Proving orange dinosaurs can be sexy. Please give him a thumbs up so he can go through to the next round and eventually win.
Coming Soon (Like when it uploads): My First Youtube Spoof
Coming Soon (Like when it uploads): My First Youtube Spoof
MSN Paranoia
I am really paranoid about MSN because no one is ever one it (Same goes for Yahoo Messenger and Aim) and I am convinced I am just on everyones blocked list. Am I paranoid or just unlikable?
COMING SOON: My life in Pictures.
COMING SOON: My life in Pictures.
10 things I hate about Email
In no particular order here are 10 things I hate about email (or just plain annoy me)
1. Spam Filters: They seem to block email you are waiting to recieve and let everything else through. They scare me because I bet I get emails back from people and never receive them because the fraking spam filter blocked them. Hotmail you are a web-based email service stop being a hypocrite by spam blocking other web-based email such as Gmail and Yahoo otherwise I will actually use my accounts with them.
2. Spam: I really do not need spam emails about:
Porn: Especially straight or lesbian stuff. That's gross
Penis Enlargement: I am happy in that area thank you very much and if I ever did consider it I am not going to get it through a spam email.
Viagra:Trying to say something? Only 50p each. wow(!) What the hell are they going to be made out of? Chalk?
Winning the Spanish Lottery: I never entered it so how can I have won it. It defies logic.
3. Chain Emails from Friends: I will not forward this email to 2o people because I frankly could be doing something more worthwhile like blogging and I will not find my true love by the end of the day because love takes time.
4. Amazon Offers: I am not interesting saving 25% on Tony Blair's Biography because I can find cheaper stuff to throw on my fire than that. Also stop offering me "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" at 50% off! I bought it on the day it was released in costume (I am a dork and darn proud) so I don't need this fraking book again!
5. Bounced Messages: So I spend an hour typing a message to someone I haven't emailled in a while just to get the message bounced back to me. Do you not have a soul email provider? Why can't just let my little email roam free to the inbox of the recipient instead of bullying my email soit has to run back to me?
6. People changing there addresses without telling you: You send people emails and just think the person must be busy and not have time to reply to you so are paitence. But when you askthe person if they got your email they reply "Oh Yeah, I changed my address" Why couldn'tof you told me that last month instead of making fool of meand my little emails who are in your old inbox all alone, cold and unread.
7. Epic Emails: The sort of email that should be a short novel. Where do you get the energy to type? I get exhausted thinking up a paragraph, rewording it, deleting it, changing the whole meaning then thinking it was better before. Just give me bulletpoints instead of typing 100 words that could have been just 1o.
8. Phishing: Well I never follow links in an email If they want my password or bank details so don't try it on me.
9. E-cards: They are nice but don't send me one for every ocassion because it makes you look cheap. If someone in the USA can send me a real Christmas card so can you.
10. Blank emails: What is the point? I know you exist. At least send a picture of something like a kitten or a guy to fill the blankness.
And that ends the list of the thing I hate about email. You probably noticed I ran out of ideas half way and just improvised.
1. Spam Filters: They seem to block email you are waiting to recieve and let everything else through. They scare me because I bet I get emails back from people and never receive them because the fraking spam filter blocked them. Hotmail you are a web-based email service stop being a hypocrite by spam blocking other web-based email such as Gmail and Yahoo otherwise I will actually use my accounts with them.
2. Spam: I really do not need spam emails about:
Porn: Especially straight or lesbian stuff. That's gross
Penis Enlargement: I am happy in that area thank you very much and if I ever did consider it I am not going to get it through a spam email.
Viagra:Trying to say something? Only 50p each. wow(!) What the hell are they going to be made out of? Chalk?
Winning the Spanish Lottery: I never entered it so how can I have won it. It defies logic.
3. Chain Emails from Friends: I will not forward this email to 2o people because I frankly could be doing something more worthwhile like blogging and I will not find my true love by the end of the day because love takes time.
4. Amazon Offers: I am not interesting saving 25% on Tony Blair's Biography because I can find cheaper stuff to throw on my fire than that. Also stop offering me "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" at 50% off! I bought it on the day it was released in costume (I am a dork and darn proud) so I don't need this fraking book again!
5. Bounced Messages: So I spend an hour typing a message to someone I haven't emailled in a while just to get the message bounced back to me. Do you not have a soul email provider? Why can't just let my little email roam free to the inbox of the recipient instead of bullying my email soit has to run back to me?
6. People changing there addresses without telling you: You send people emails and just think the person must be busy and not have time to reply to you so are paitence. But when you askthe person if they got your email they reply "Oh Yeah, I changed my address" Why couldn'tof you told me that last month instead of making fool of meand my little emails who are in your old inbox all alone, cold and unread.
7. Epic Emails: The sort of email that should be a short novel. Where do you get the energy to type? I get exhausted thinking up a paragraph, rewording it, deleting it, changing the whole meaning then thinking it was better before. Just give me bulletpoints instead of typing 100 words that could have been just 1o.
8. Phishing: Well I never follow links in an email If they want my password or bank details so don't try it on me.
9. E-cards: They are nice but don't send me one for every ocassion because it makes you look cheap. If someone in the USA can send me a real Christmas card so can you.
10. Blank emails: What is the point? I know you exist. At least send a picture of something like a kitten or a guy to fill the blankness.
And that ends the list of the thing I hate about email. You probably noticed I ran out of ideas half way and just improvised.
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